This Is Nobody Likes Soccer

Welcome to Nobody Likes Soccer. We're here to talk about sports the same way you talk about sports when you've downed 11 PBR's and are screaming at the TV. We'll try to give some perspective on what's going on in the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, WBA, NRA, CIA, NWA and, occasionally, TNN. Soccer and curling will only be discussed when we're drunk.

We're Seattle-based, so you'll hear us bitch about the 'Hawks, Mariners and—for the time being—Sonics more than we should.

We'll also cover ridiculous cultural crap from time to time (since we're all pathetically in love with comic books and Star Wars), and you'll probably hear about about how much Jockstrap cheats at Madden and how Willie Mays Haze totally wants to climb inside of Lauren Jackson.

We're a bunch of fucking communists, too. So, if you're interested in writing on here, shoot us an email. If you've never had a major head injury, you can probably write for us. And even if you have, you've got a 50/50 shot.

Again, welcome to our blog. Watch closely as we change the face of sports journalism by force. Like this:

Welcome to Nobody Likes Soccer. We're here to talk about sports the same way you talk about sports when you've downed 11 PBR's and are screaming at the TV. We'll try to give some perspective on what's going on in the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, WBA, NRA, CIA, NWA and, occasionally, TNN. Soccer and curling will only be discussed when we're drunk.

We're Seattle-based, so you'll hear us bitch about the 'Hawks, Mariners and—for the time being—Sonics more than we should.

We'll also cover ridiculous cultural crap from time to time (since we're all pathetically in love with comic books and Star Wars), and you'll probably hear about about how much Jockstrap cheats at Madden and how WMH totally wants to climb inside of Lauren Jackson.

We're a bunch of fucking communists, too. So, if you're interested in writing on here, shoot us an email. If you've never had a major head injury, you can probably write for us. And even if you have, you've got a 50/50 shot.

Again, welcome to our blog. Watch closely as we change the face of sports journalism by force. Like this:



It's fucking on, Skip Bayliss.