Sunday, April 20, 2008

Just Call Me Mark Kegel

Danica Patrick became the first female to ever win an IRL race.

Which only means that her imminent spread in Playboy has been delayed an additional two years.

Tiger Woods is out for at least a month after knee surgery.

We may as well beat the rush and rename this site "Nobody Likes Golf... Again."

John Marzano died, may he rest in peace.

Seattle Mariner faithful will always remember him as the guy who lived out their greatest fantasies by punching out Paul O'Neill.

If the Pistons face the Spurs in the Finals again this year, then I am done with basketball for at least three years. No joke.

I figure that will be about how long it takes before I get the pleasure of watching the Memphis Grizzlies playing in Sonics jerseys.

Hey, at least we would get Mike Miller, arguably the best white guy in the league.

That will ease his transition to a city weened on Robert Swift, Vladimir Radmanovich, Vladimir Stepania, Nick Collison, Luke Ridnour, Vitali Potepenko, Pedrag Drobnjak, etc.

Kind of like how the Mariners finally got a left fielder in Randy Winn when Lou Pinnella left.

The Sonics would finally get the best white guy some years after the Wally Walker debacle.

Don't you just hate how every "Page 2" article has an incessant amount of hyperlinks?

I don't know about you, but I find this truly annoying.

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